Each of our t-shirts is lovingly made just for you the moment you place your order.
🎯 That means no overproduction
🌎 Less waste for our planet
✅ And a more thoughtful, sustainable way to shop
Because every tee is crafted on demand, we ship within 3-4 days.
Visual vibe: Hand-lettered block typography in vintage cream on black spells out “I hate all hypocrites except me.” Clean, high-contrast art with bold, poster-style impact.
Where it fits: Coffee runs, campus, casual Fridays, parties, festivals, and game night. Ideal for guys with dry humour, sharp wit, and a taste for playful irony.
Feel & benefits: Soft, breathable fabric with a classic, true-to-size fit. Midweight comfort for year-round wear; durable print keeps edges crisp and colour rich through repeated washes.
Why you’ll love it: This funny men’s t-shirt lands a snarky punchline while staying effortlessly wearable—equal parts sarcastic and self-aware. Gift-ready for friends who appreciate tongue-in-cheek honesty.
Add this clever graphic to your core rotation and let the irony do the talking 😉.
👕 Machine Wash Cold
🧴 Use Mild Detergent
🔄 Gentle Cycle Recommended
🌬️ Tumble Dry Low or Hang to Dry
🚫 Do Not Bleach
🚫 Do Not Dry Clean
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