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Funny Men's T-Shirt – Hypocrites Except Me

Regular price$28.99
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  • Durable 5.3 oz (~180 GSM) 100% cotton keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Classic fit – structured look with a timeless streetwear edge.
  • Quality construction – double-stitched hems, taped neck & shoulders for extra strength.
  • Comfort that breathes – soft pre-shrunk cotton for all-day wearability.
  • Tag-free comfort – tear-away label for an irritation-free feel.

Each of our t-shirts is lovingly made just for you the moment you place your order.

🎯 That means no overproduction
🌎 Less waste for our planet
✅ And a more thoughtful, sustainable way to shop

Because every tee is crafted on demand, we ship within 3-5 days.


Funny men's t-shirt with a brutally honest punchline: I hate all hypocrites—except me. Smart, self-aware humour that gets laughs without trying.

The vibe: bold, hand-lettered block type in a clean monochrome print. Minimalist layout keeps the joke front and center and easy to read from across the room.

Where it fits: festivals, campus days, comedy nights, office Fridays, and weekend hangs—anytime you want a conversation-starter tee with a wink. Great gift for him across the USA & 🇨🇦.

Feel & fit: soft, breathable fabric and a premium fit that drapes right, holds shape, and stands up to repeated washes. Lightweight comfort for year-round layering.

Why you’ll love it: edgy joke, everyday styling, and effortless pairing with denim or joggers. This funny men's t-shirt nails that ironic, self-deprecating vibe while staying wearable.

Own the joke. Add to cart and let the tee say what we’re all thinking. 😏🖤

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.

Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.

Do not dry clean.

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